Joe Scudda Gets Crushed

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Will this be the end of all normal, boring ass interviews?
Who will save us from wack ass”rap” music?
When will underground artists get the props they deserve?
What am I going to cook for dinner tonight?
WHY am I asking you all these questions?

Meanwhile back at The Hall Of Just Us…….
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This is what it is babies! Ha-ha! I’m “crushing” Joe muh-fuckin Scudda! Thanks for the time pimpin’! Look I’m going to get right to it, what the hell is a “Scudda”? How’d you come up with that one?
Scudda is a word my homey from the crib used to say when he thought something was dope. People around here would say butter. He just switched it and said Scudda. I guess he was bored or something lol. Then when I started rapping, I was trying to think of a name and figured I would use that. I knew nobody would have it lol. It wasn’t the most thought out rap name in history lol but it stuck though.

Yes I am familiar with dopeness also being referred to as “butta baby” thanks to A Tribe called Quest. The name sounds “crazy”; do you live up to it? Give me the wildest, craziest, funniest episode you ever had.
I have been known to be crazy from time to time! All depends on my mood. There are so many, things that may be wild that just kind of turned into an everyday thing with me so its not as crazy as it used to be, lol. I used to have a mini van my pops gave me we called it the "JUMPOUT VAN" it was the shit! I took the middle row of seats out and just left the back seats in. We would roll eight deep in that van. Anywhere, the clubs, parties it didn’t matter we pulled it up front too like fuck it! Well we all went out to this club one night and pulled up front right where the line was and my homey Big B pulled the door open so everybody could jump out! Well bottles of liquor and 40's rolled out the van in front of everybody and at the same time the sliding door to the van. Fell off the van onto the ground! LOL. I’m standing there like WOW! Instead of bugging and getting embarrassed we just picked it up put it on the hinge, pushed on the van and locked it. Didn’t even stand in line, walked right in because we knew the owner! PIMP SHIT! It
was funny watching eight dudes climb back in using the front door though! LOL


(Sides hurt) That’s a damn shame, lawwd a’mercy! Lmao, J you’re funny as shit. Let me ask you, have you ever dreamed you’d be where you are right now? I mean you got over 15,000 MySpace friends. Damn that’s big time!
10,000? Shit I’m pushing 20,000! Lol it’s cool but half of those “friends” are probably people that never listened to me before they just be on some listen to MY music man! Lol it’s all good though. MySpace is going to be the death of the public, people will quit going out and meeting people, instead of getting a girls number they say “Just MySpace or Face Book me”. What the fuck is that?


Shit where you been? I got five MySpace pages and I’m about to get rid of my cell phone! No, because I need that to check my pages when I’m on the run. Ha-ha! But yea, I bet you got cats on there pulling an EPMD “Please Listen To My Demo” all the damn time! So anyway, what was your first impression of hip hop?
This is cool! MC HAMMER IS THE MAN!! LOL

Wtf? Shut up! I had the patent leather shoes with the fat satin laces! I was the shit and you couldn’t tell me nuffin’ kid! So whatever! (Rolls eyes) Anyway, if there was anything in the game you’d change what would it be?
People would buy records! You can’t really blame people for not buying records because who can’t beat free, right. Lol. But the same people that don’t buy records bitch about how Little Brother or Ghostface or whoever it is doesn’t get as much shine as they should. Well that’s because some of ya’ll don’t support and buy those artist records like you should. Maybe if you did MTV or whoever would be all over it or maybe not lol. But damn, if you like it, buy it! I know I know the economy is bad blah-blah-blah. But you went out and brought that 25 dollar bottle of vodka right? How about you buy the cheap Aristocrat next time and then go buy somebody’s album with the change!

Whoa! ::sips Belvedere:: (clears throat) I mean you’re right, I can’t even be mad at that. (Hides Limewire icon) moving right along, so are you going crazy with your loot did you buy anything “fancy”? What’s your favorite toy?
Ummm...Legos! I play with legos. I built an old school caddy out of legos, 24's and everything!! ;) Lol

(Gas face) So you created your dream car from legos, that’s why the damn door keeps falling off! Speaking of which, did you upgrade the hooptie yet? That damn song is a righteous mess! You’re a fucking fool I must tell you!
Sure haven’t! Lol still whippin’ the hoop ride! I did a song with Alchemist for my album called "Live from the Hoop Ride". I love my hoopty! They are the best; somebody backed up into it and put another dent in it. I just keep it moving, it gives it character!


What the hell! Omg! LOL! Ok man when did your big break happen and who gave you a piece of their “Kit-Kat” Bar?
I would say Little Brother and The Lovin’ It video gave me the light. Then I fucked it up and didn’t take advantage, sorry folks! I’m back though and still chasing that Kit-Kat Bar.

Ok I can dig it, don’t fuck up this time babe you got a little something going on. I love the whole “Just Us League” thing, I see dudes running around on stage all crazy like in tights, Speedos and capes. Which “super friend” are you? Drop the powers that you magically possess once you grab the MIC
I am Hawkman! Because I’m fly on the MIC! That’s probably a little old school for some people. Lol

Ha-ha! “Hawkman”! You said you wanted to start a clothing line, what would you call it? O-O Mr. Kotter I have a suggestion (clears throat) “Scudds Duds”! SON!! That’s fire!! I want the first shirt free! Lmao!
If I called it Scudds Duds you would probably get the one and only t-shirt! Because dud is what is going to happen! Lol, I got a couple names in mind, not sure yet.

Oh Snap! (Gong)Let me stick to “Crushing”. Were you intimidated at all when you decided you wanted to emcee? Well being that you’re lightly dusted with powder sugar and all do you find that you had and shit do you “still” have to prove yourself in this hip hop world?
I never really thought about it. If you’re a white dude and you think about that you’re going to lose. I think that’s a crutch. I get sick when dudes say, “man you just hatin’ cuz I’m white” Naw bruh, you just suck! The fact that you’re white is like umm the 5th thing wrong! Lol, if anything it helps. Because if your dope, people forget about the color of your skin real quick!

I feel you and I guess it depends on the person, some people can’t wait to find the “negatve” in anything, ya knmow the “haters”. But you press on and make moves, I can dig it. I think you’re pretty fly for a white guy and was excited when you agreed to get ”Crushed”. So, who made you do the Roger Rabbit when you got the text “so and so wants to work with you”? And who would you like to work with next?
Umm Jay-Z, but I was too busy so I didn’t get a chance to give him a verse. LMAO! Yeah right! Lol, I was pretty stoked when I met Bun B for the first time. A lot of people I do music with have come from building relationships with people aside from music. Like Alchemist and Evidence, those are my people! Don Cannon too. They are just good people in general, just so happens they make dope music also.

Son, I rep the femcees, give props where they’re due boo! Let’s not forget the ladies, who are you feeling right now and of course this is “non major”. I know some fire ass UnderGroundDiamondz you could fuck with.
I’m a huge fan of Santogold & Jonelle Monae. This girl out of ATL Muffy, is pretty dope on some pop shit. Jean Grae is of course the homey, love her!

Yea man Miss. Jean is a sexC ass beast! I’ve been trying to get up with her for a few months now, Yo! Come get crushed J! So yea, if you were to flow with a lovely lady tell me, what would be her style, what do you look for in a female emcee?
I like girls who rap like girls!

Ha-ha! Oh my goodness! Yea the Barry White voice and the Halle Berry face is so not cute I guess its super safe to say that 9th is your supreme producer but what other producers are you diggin’. Why and give me one of your favorite tracks that they did.
I’m a big fan of Alchemist, Don Cannon, Khrysis, Nottz, Focus and Dilla, he was the greatest! Pharrell & Kanye are crazy, Just Blaze and Black Milk are dope too! Alchemist “We Gone Make It” that Jadakiss did, might be one of the craziest beats I ever heard only because I heard it one night and when I did I had to sit down it was so nuts!

I admire Mr. Dilla’s work and trust me his passion will live on for many, many years. Are there any up coming projects, concerts or events? Your MySpace don’t say shit. How am I supposed to stalk you if I don’t know what city you’ll be in next?
I got a mix tape of all my features coming out called "Special Invited Guest", a mix tape/album of all the stuff that should of been out called "The Sh!t That Should Have Been Out". I think that’s the name we’re going with lol. Another mix tape called "Off The Rip" were I remix songs and make them mine coming out for a free download....all setting up the album called "FASHIONABLY LATE"...fitting title don’t you think. And I just found out a couple of days ago I’ll be heading out with Pooh on the road, first out with Murs and then Method Man & Redman. I got to put those dates up! LOOK FOR ME!! IM ON MY WAY! (Dave Chappell voice)

Ha-ha! I love Dave, he’s wild and your bulletins and blogs are bananas too! That drunk driving bit was too much and I don’t know you’re lucky to not have gone to jail but more importantly you’re lucky to still be alive! Yo, wtf is wrong with you kid? (puts on therapist glasses)
I got A.D.D. so I get bored easy, I like to amuse myself!


Aww man I would LOVE to sit and listen to how you have a fear of clowns but I got to go pimpin! Let’s wrap it up Mr. Scuddy Wuddy, lol! I always do by playing a game. Let’s play “Dumb Ass Questions” Ok?
What’s in your back left pocket?
There’s a receipt for ChapStick that I brought last night. Got to keep the lips right! There is nothing worse than being in the club with no ChapStick!! I HATE IT! I swear I eat the stuff!

What was the first thing you ate when you woke today *evil-frisky grin*
Bojangles chicken biscuit! The Best!

Lol! Pick a sesame street character that you would be for a day, who is it and why!!? LMAOFF! This is great!
OSCAR! DONT FUCK WITH ME....BITCH I LIVE IN A TRASH CAN! I could be an asshole all day and you can’t ask why. YOU SHOULD KNOW WHY!

Ha-ha! You don’t seem like the “Oscar” type, you’re silly more like “Gonzo”, but hey I’ve always been a “Cookie Monster” fan (wink)Anyway, before I put this joint out, are there any smoke signals you want to send to anyone!?
If you’re reading this…I LOVE YOU! Lol, anybody taking time out to read what my dumb ass has to say is a.)Either really, really bored or b.) Fucks with Joe Scudda! So I fucks with you! I want to thank you for taking time out to talk to me PINK! You soooo fine!! YOU HAVE NOW BEEN CRUSHED BY A BUILDING!

OMG!! (blank stare) I don’t even know what…what the fuck just happened? ::looks around:: (real confused like) ummm (scratches head) you have been officially “Crushed by PinkCookiz!?” I think or maybe I did get crushed on my own shit! Anyway, thank you so much for kicking it with me Joe Scudds, you’re one crazy ass white boy! (Shakes head)
LOL! 2 Fingers! I’m GONE!

Be out than shit! Ha-ha! What a damn riot! Keep banging baby!